Dear Buffalo,
Giiiiirl, you need to pull it together. Listen, there is not a damn thing you can do about these Sabres, so how about you take a deep breath and try to relax? I know it’s really hard not to get sucked into all the dirty drama surrounding the team and their craptastic play, but honestly, what good does it do you? None. Larry Quinn is an asshole, Darcy is a sad-sack, the players are slackers, the management sucks, Lindy is too soft, blah blah blah blah BLAH. Do you feel any better now? No. You feel worse, don’t you? Dwelling too much on this team is like drinking poison. How about you stop calling into sports radio talk shows and instead play a little Guitar Hero, maybe have a glass of wine. Chill.
With Love,
Katebits
PS- If they are still sucking this hard in a few weeks, we’ll T.P. their houses.
Oh yeah, like there’s any such thing as “a little” Guitar Hero. :P
TP’ing their houses is an excellent idea. Should do it anyway just for fun. Do it during the All Star break when they are all out of town.
I would go with sticking a for sale sign on their lawn. Its simple and a puts out a strong message.
And The LQ doesn’t like to be called names.
I wanna ring their doorbells and then run away before they open the door!
Can we call them and ask if their refrigerator is running too?
We could write their phone numbers on the walls of bathroom stalls “For a bad time call……”
We could write their phone numbers on the walls of bathroom stalls……”
I WILL NOT MAKE ANY 4th WALL TIM CONNOLLY JOKES!
I WILL NOT MAKE ANY 4th WALL TIM CONNOLLY JOKES!
I WILL NOT MAKE ANY 4th WALL TIM CONNOLLY JOKES!
:-D
kate, i have the monkey disease! but just reading your past 5 or so blogs has been quite hilarious and healing. thank-you!! sorry about the sabres…
I’m sending 85 pizzas to their hotel rooms in Dallas. Extra anchovies. Bwaahahahahahaha.
I would go with sticking a for sale sign on their lawn. Its simple and a puts out a strong message.
I don’t know about that one. I think that would cause even more of a nervous breakdown amongst the fanbase.
We could write their phone numbers on the walls of bathroom stalls “For a bad time call……”
From what I’ve heard, if some Buffalo bathrooms could talk…
I am not even going to watch (much) tonight. Mostly because I am going to an indoor soccer game and I have no idea when I will get home. Hopefully, my being away from the TV will be enough to get their butts moving.
I’m all for a little TPing too! Count me in!