So, last week I had to kick Blobby out, because all he was doing was sitting on the couch, smoking cigarettes and drinking malt liquor. I only started hanging out with him because the Sabres were being so lame, and when the Sabres got a little spunky again, I realized I didn’t need someone as toxic as Blobby in my life. I kicked him to the curb.
Well, Blobby must’ve heard about the game last night, because look who showed up this morning all, “Don’t waste your time on the Sabres. Take me back. Lose the zero and get with a hero.”
At least he brought flowers.
Now, this has been a pretty rough season to become a Sabres fan, but even missing the playoffs is not enough to drive me back into the arms of a Sabre-less existence. I’m new, not stupid. Hit the road, Blobby.
Way to be strong, Kate! You’re way too good for Blobby.
It’s always darkest before the dawn…
Let’s get ready for some off season DRAMA!!!
He’s totally scummy, Kate. Good choice on the dumping. Doesn’t he know that smoking kills (even blobs).
Good job, Kate. You don’t need a toxic influence like Blobby.
You at least kept the champagne and flowers before kicking him out, right?
Ahhhhh, It’s just a cup. And it’s not even gold. We have a whole box of trophys my husband won from hockey and bowling. I could hand those out to the Sabres who deserve them the most starting with, of coarse Teppo. I’ll give one to Kotalik just for being the whore Kate said he was last night. And because, all of the sudden, for some reason, he brings a smile to my face.
Ryan Miller’s a free agent this year isn’t he?
Next year, Blitzen.
Kate, way to be strong! That looks like pretty cheap champagne, and I’m pretty sure I see someone else’s name on the card in those flowers.