Due to some viola related obligations I will not be watching much hockey over the next few days. Not watching hockey makes blogging about hockey somewhat difficult. Because I’m lazy and feeling uncreative today, I would like to redirect your attention to the blogging stylings of Mr. Crunchy Miller. (It’s possible that Ryan’s blog is Not Safe For Work. It’s on the Maxim website, which, in addition to housing Crunchy’s blog, also houses many pictures of barely concealed boobs. I’m sure you’ve got no beef with boobs, but your employer might, so tread carefully.)
On being at Madison Square Garden for G3 of the Pens/Rangers series:
We had a very nice view of a devastating game for the Rangers.
Ha! Brutal and awesome. Crunchy at his finest. I am choosing to read this as, “Katebits, I hate the Rangers as much as you. Probably more.” I’m sure we can all agree that any view of Rangers devastation is “nice”. Heh.
On the real purpose of his visit to NYC:
So now on to the reason I was in NYC… goalie equipment!!! (key scary orchestra music and lighting – camera zooms in quickly on petrified faces of hockey fans – hold for dramatic effect) It should sound so much more ominous than just ”Goalie equipment.” I think it needs a tough or scary name since it is always the villain in the story.
I love this. First of all, it’s downright silly in tone. Second of all, he uses the mental image of an orchestra to make his point. That’s a shout-out, right? Right?
In closing, this is what we’ve learned:
1. Crunchy is awesome. (We knew this already.)
2. Crunchy is funny. (Huh. Go figure.)
3. Crunchy is a legitimately good blogger. (STUNNING REVELATION)