I have no time for blogging today, so, in honor of the Penguins advancing to the Finals, here is a picture of Evgeni Malkin looking more like a little old man shoveling snow than a 22-year-old professional athlete.
Discuss.
I’ll be back tomorrow with scintillating, and thought provoking hockey analysis. The topic will be, “I Don’t Understand Why They Do That Thing Where One Defenseman Is Standing Still Behind the Net With The Puck, And Then Other Teammate Zooms By As If He’s Going to Grab It And Skate Away, But He’s Really Just Faking: WTF? Does That Maneuver Ever Fool Anyone?”
Wooooo, Geno with the short shorts!
I Don’t Understand Why They Do That Thing Where One Defenseman Is Standing Still Behind the Net With The Puck, And Then Other Teammate Zooms By As If He’s Going to Grab It And Skate Away, But He’s Really Just Faking: WTF? Does That Maneuver Ever Fool Anyone?”
My son said….
“Uh…yes. Plus if you played hockey you’d notice, it at least ditracts the player in front of the net and gives him more to think about.”
And there you have it. It never fooled me either but I guess I’m still learning too! That pic of Malkin really freaked me out. All he needs now is a pair of heels and a razor. Who wears short-shorts?
Distracts, not ditract.
Eww. Geno thighs are not as good as Sabre thighs.
W.T.F is that…my eyeballs are now singed into my head, I can’t take the pain anymore.
Giggle. Awww Geno. I luff him. Even though he’s a mess.
He’s got chicken legs! No wonder he never runs into anybody on purpose. He’s like the anti-Crosby lower body.
Russians have such a wonderful lack of body shame…
I have to agree with MikeP – damn his legs are skinny!
He seems a lot bigger than Sid in pads, but I guess that’s not really the case at all. However, skinny legs are not always good legs, and I don’t think I ever need to see those again.
I’m with danielleia, give me Sabre-thighs any day!
What an expression on his face! I’m not sure if it’s endearing or just weird.
The odd expression, the short shorts, the fact that the shirt makes him look huge… all gold!
C’mon – that’s photoshopped. Please tell me it’s photoshopped. Gaa!
Hey, don’t blast chiken legs, I’ve got a wonderful pair of them.