Later, Aligator

I’m playing a concert instead of watching game 3 live tonight. I’m pretty curious about this game, because if the Penguins have a snowball’s chance in hell of not getting embarrassed in even ONE game, it will be at home, in front of their zany crowd. So, I’m going to DVR the game, and watch it after the concert. I may, or may not do some type of running commentary.

In short, enjoy the game. And, just to even out the cranky Osgood post from yesterday, I will say: Gary Roberts is a boob. Hey, wait….no, that doesn’t work…I like boobs….

Um…Gary Roberts is a mushroom.

13 Responses to “Later, Aligator”


  1. 1 Schnookie May 28, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Surely we can do better than that. I LOVE mushrooms! How about coconut? Could Gary Roberts be coconut?

  2. 2 Katebits May 28, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    No way! Coconuts are wonderful, and Gary Roberts is NOT wonderful! How about one of those creepy “drinkable” yogurts? Gary Roberts is a Gogurt.

  3. 3 Pookie May 28, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Gary Roberts is a Gogurt.

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  4. 4 Schnookie May 28, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Oh my god, he’s TOTALLY Gogurt! (We have longstanding joke at IPB Manor that Pookie wants to be a snail farmer, and she’ll market her snails in a portable, individual-serving container as Gotgurt. [Get it? Get it? Escargot?] [And yes, the product eventually evolved into Gothurl, but that's a very long story.])

  5. 5 Pookie May 28, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    I wonder if I could get Gary Roberts to be the spokesdouche (I’d not call him a “man”) for Gothurl.

  6. 6 Pookie May 28, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    I bet if I made a special body-mass building “vitamin” version of Gothurl, he’d be all over it.

  7. 7 Katebits May 28, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    I can’t BELIEVE you guys already have an inside joke about Gogurt. That’s ridiculous. You all need to build me a practice room at IPB Manor because I think I should move in.

    Gothurl really needs a spokesdouche, because I’d never even heard of it before tonight! :P

  8. 8 Schnookie May 28, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    Gothurl really needs a spokesdouche, because I’d never even heard of it before tonight! :P

    I told Pookie that viral marketing alone wasn’t going to be enough! Dammit!

    And you are TOTALLY welcome to move in to stately IPB Manor. You’ll just have to switch to being a full-time Devils fan, but I’m sure you could do that…

    (Your mention of Gogurt elicited a response here not unlike what people must have looked like then Arthur drew the sword out of the stone. We were like, “GAAAAAAAAAASP! It’s… AMAZING!”)

  9. 9 Pookie May 28, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    You all need to build me a practice room at IPB Manor because I think I should move in.

    The sunroom’s all yours! Now that the walls aren’t going to fall apart, it’ll be perfect! Come on down! There’s Gothurl for all!

  10. 10 Katebits May 29, 2008 at 12:01 am

    I guess Gogurt is just inherently funny. :P

    Your mention of Gogurt elicited a response here not unlike what people must have looked like then Arthur drew the sword out of the stone.

    Just THINK what those people would have done if they had seen DRINKABLE YOGURT! It’s a fucking MIRACLE, Gogurt!

  11. 11 Katebits May 29, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Ew, Gothurl. *shudder*

  12. 12 alav20 May 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    So my friend came across this blog and shoed it to me in stats one day and I noticed you play for the BPO. First, that is so cool. Second, I sing in my school’s concert chorale and we sang with you guys for the Arabian Nights concert. And, by the way, it was a ton of fun.

  13. 13 Katebits May 29, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Hey, thanks for stopping into The Willful Caboose, alav20! I’m sorry to say I didn’t play the Arabian Nights concert (I was on vacation), but I heard it was a good one. If you ever sing with us again, please introduce yourself!


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