What in the HELL is going on in here?! Sam is talking about hockey free agency? In snarky tones? For real?
That does it. I’m taking back the reins.
We’ve got two big problems as I see them, and neither one has to do with a lack of “Bruno”.
1. Goose has still not signed his 15 year contract.
2. I’m stuck in the woods and my computer is dead.
Honk.
Katebits, is it really you? (HONK?) You have been soooo missed! (HONK!) I’m thinking Goose really needs like a 25 year contract, but I would settle for 15. (HONK.) That would guarantee my Sabres fandom for at least the next 15 years. (HONK.)
Aw, who am I kidding, I’m so attached to the Sabres, they couldn’t pry me away with a crowbar! (HONK-HONK!)
Well, that didn’t take long…
Sorry Sam, but I like my Goose, HONK and all. TWC can’t post actual real hockey stuff all the time. Sometimes we just have to discuss the wonder that IS Goose. HONK!
Holy HONK I feel better just seeing a pic of our beloved Goose.
Wait — what happened to all the serious hockey talk around here? This site has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Free agency approacheth…..
This is the ultimate “butt-clenching” time of year…
Do you know where your future Sabres are?
What does Hell do with all the handbaskets once we get there?
I just want to hear RJ yelling ‘The Goose is honking now!’ after Gaustad smacks some dude face-first into the boards. When does the preseason start?
@Glenn: Checking out apartments in Portland ME, most likely.
From what I understand in a radio interview that the Goose is in running around Europe with Miller… so… unless they fax him that contract it’s gotta wait until he is home… ***sigh***