In no particular order….
1. That Stephen Colbert periodically gets “stuck” in his television persona.
2. That I will someday fall in love with a dog person.
3. That anti-bacterial cleaning products are creating Super Germs that will one day rise up and enslave us.
4. That Crunchy and Lalime will both call in sick on the same day and Toni Lydman will have to play goal.
5. That I left the oven on.
6. That someday, somewhere, I might have to rush. I hate rushing. (This is not to say I like to be pokey. I hate dragging too. I like to move at exactly my own pace.)
7. That the Western Conference will always be better than the Eastern Conference.
8. That someday the Coca-Cola company will get rid of delicious Diet Coke in favor of lame Coke Zero.
9. That I will throw up on stage during a concert.
10. That despite my years and years of high level musical training, I have already reached my full Guitar Hero potential.