I didn’t watch or listen to the game last night, but several people have told me that Drew Stafford was particularly sucky. These people clearly do not know what they are talking about.
There is no way Staffy could be that bad at hockey, because look at his new yearbook photo!
If this isn’t a brain eating zombie trying to pass as a warm blooded mortal, I don’t know what is. I showed this picture to Schnookie last night and her response was, “Oh my god, a widely-grinning Staffy is the last thing you see before your brains get eaten! RUN AWAY, TEAM PHOTOGRAPHER! RUN!!!!!”
I think this picture is evidence that Drew Stafford has matured a lot in the last year. He has finally realized that he has to at least TRY to hide his zombie-ism. I, for one, find his eagerness to fit in very endearing. While he’s had a rough training camp thus far, I fully anticipate that his new attitude will translate to the ice. This is obviously the photo of a brain eating zombie who is prepared to do whatever it takes to win.
Staffy is going to have a great year. Mark my words. (And my words are unusually valuable right now. Keep in mind that I have recently won both gay bingo AND the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra’s football pool. I know how to win and I know what I’m talking about. I’m sure you agree.)