Katebits: Hey Thomas.
Vanek: (with a nod) Katebits.
Katebits: You’re the first star of the week! For the entire NHL! Congratulations!
Vanek: (coolly) Thanks
Katebits: ….um, your playing has really been….
Katebits: Well, yes. Um, listen Thomas. I feel like I owe you an…I just….um…..about all that “slag-faced whore” stuff last year…..I mean….you know that was all in fun, right? You’re a Sabre, so….you know….I’m on your side. Always.
Vanek: (with air of indifference) Yeah….I guess.
Roy-Z: Don’t listen to her! She’s mean!
Katebits: (glares at Roy-Z) Listen….all that mean stuff I said last season. It was for your own good.
Vanek: (eyebrows raised) Oh really? How so?
Katebits: My point is that it’s been a pleasure watching you play hockey these last five games. As you know, I’m a fairly new hockey fan. I’ve never really seen a player be so dominant. It’s amazing.
Vanek: Thanks Katebits. I appreciate it.
Katebits: So…..are we cool?
Vanek shrugs, winks, and saunters away.
Roy-Z: (giggling and pointing at Katebits) Oooooh. Burn.
Katebits: Shut up, Roy-Z.