Awkward

Katebits: Hey Thomas.

Vanek: (with a nod) Katebits.

Katebits: You’re the first star of the week!  For the entire NHL! Congratulations!

Vanek: (coolly) Thanks

Katebits: ….um, your playing has really been….

Vanek: ….awesome?

Katebits: Well, yes.  Um, listen Thomas.  I feel like I owe you an…I just….um…..about all that “slag-faced whore” stuff last year…..I mean….you know that was all in fun, right?  You’re a Sabre, so….you know….I’m on your side.  Always.

Vanek: (with air of indifference) Yeah….I guess.

Roy-Z: Don’t listen to her!  She’s mean!

Katebits: (glares at Roy-Z) Listen….all that mean stuff I said last season.  It was for your own good.

Vanek: (eyebrows raised) Oh really?  How so?

Katebits: Um…..

(uncomfortable silence)

Katebits: My point is that it’s been a pleasure watching you play hockey these last five games.  As you know, I’m a fairly new hockey fan.  I’ve never really seen a player be so dominant.  It’s amazing.

Vanek: Thanks Katebits.  I appreciate it.

Katebits: So…..are we cool?

Vanek shrugs, winks, and saunters away.

Roy-Z: (giggling and pointing at Katebits) Oooooh.  Burn.

Katebits: Shut up, Roy-Z.

5 Responses to “Awkward”


  1. 1 JB October 20, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    HA! Good one! Roy-Z being contrary… LOL! Hey maybe Vanek needed a few Slag Faced Whores to get his butt in gear this season… so maybe you did him some good!

  2. 2 Pookie October 21, 2008 at 10:49 am

    :^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    There’s nothing worse than a SFW who starts producing. *shakes head sadly*

  3. 3 Jaime October 21, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Vanek’s indifference makes me giggle.

  4. 4 Amy October 21, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Roy-Z better watch it or he could have a couple of SFW’s flung in his direction.


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