Uh-oh

1st Power Play: Hm.  That…..wasn’t very good.

2nd Power Play: They seem out of sorts.  I guess Vanek’s jaw was an important part of the power play.  Bummer.

3rd Power Play: DUDE!  They NEED to score here.

4th Power Play: I’m getting scared now.

5th Power Play: *gentle crying*

6th Power Play: *loud sobbing*

7th Power Play: *stunned disbelief, and violent rocking back and forth in chair*

8th Power Play: Oh, COME ON!  SOMEONE NEEDS TO WAKE UP VANEK!  I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH VICODIN HE’S SWALLOWED TONIGHT, THE SABRES ARE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM!  GET HIM ON SKATES, AND PROP HIM UP!  DRILL THE BLOWHOLE!  THIS IS AWFUL!

9th Power Play: Hold me.

10th Power Play: *vomiting begins*

11th Power Play: *vomiting continues and crying begins anew*

12th Power Play: *vomiting and crying continue, and I begin threatening Sabretooth at knife point*

13th Power Play:

panicbutton

*finger hovering*

14th Power Play:

panicbutton1

*Press*

15th-20 MILLIONTH Power Play:

panicbutton3

Press press…..press…..presspresspress….press
presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

PRESS

_______________________

We = screwed

6 Responses to “Uh-oh”


  1. 1 Glenn February 12, 2009 at 12:22 am

    I don’t know why but I had a huge sense of foreboding about this game….. Oh the humanity!

  2. 2 Jennifer February 12, 2009 at 9:44 am

    That was one pathetic attempt at playing hockey, by a team that is more talented than that. Come on, Ottawa SUCKS this season. I’m embarrassed for them.

  3. 3 Jaime February 12, 2009 at 10:05 am

    I was there for the devistation. I was ready to go home after the first period. Just a huge waste of my time and money.

  4. 4 Toontom February 12, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Pa-frigging-thetic. Em-frigging-barassing. Dis-frigging-disgusting. Good thing Lost was on last night.

  5. 5 Valerie February 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Sorry. (I’m Canadian – we apologize all the time).

  6. 6 dani February 12, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    We totally need blowhole. Stat. Maybe even some backup Crunchy’s in shower caps to go along with it.


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