(This is the sixth post in a series which will evaluate the Sabres organization, one man at a time. Larry’s Quinn’s internal review is the Official Worst Top-To-Bottom Review EVER. I’m conducting my own review, to show Larry how it’s done.)
Name: Chris Butler
2008/9 Grade: Five gold stars, two warm fuzzies, and four construction paper hearts.
Best Quality: adorkability
Areas of strength: Being awesome, unflappability, interviews, woodworking, not celebrating a personal achievement in the middle of a team failure, good manners, inspiring ChrisButlerNation
Areas of weakness: Chris Butler has unusually keen hearing. It’s a blessing and a curse. He can hear high pitches that normally only dogs can hear. This makes him vulnerable to dog whistles.
General Comments:
Katebits: Butts, you’re the best.
Butts: Thank you, Katebits. That’s very kind of you to say.
Katebits: I totally meant it, Butts.
Butts: So, I can count on your vote in November?
Katebits: November, December, January, next thursday, or whenevs. You’ve got my vote.
Butts: Word.
*fistbump*
Seriously, God bless Chris Butler.
If Butts is a woodworking enthusiast, I’m surprised that he hasn’t crafted his sticks out of a nice hunk of tree. Think of the business he could set up, selling sticks to his teammates.
Awwww Butts! This made me feel happy about the Sabres. A rare feeling indeed.
He can hear high pitches that normally only dogs can hear. This makes him vulnerable to dog whistles.
Future habs coach: *takes notes*