Dude.

POOR COREY MCINTYRE!

Months after we all got sick of making jokes about him and his alleged public masturbation, HE’S CLEARED OF ALL WRONG DOING.  It really WAS mistaken identity, probably with a dash of “unfair racial profiling”, and DEFINITELY with a hearty dose of “unreliable witness”.

I suppose there are worse things that could happen to an innocent man than being accused of masturbating outside the window of an old woman, but as far as false accusations go THIS ONE IS PRETTY BAD.

I hope that McIntyre is the recipient of some kind of delightful karmic compensation for this humiliation, because according to my scorecard, the universe owes this guy.  Big time.

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5 Responses to “Dude.”


  1. 1 Caroline June 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    I hope that McIntyre is the recipient of some kind of delightful karmic compensation for this humiliation, because according to my scorecard, the universe owes this guy. Big time.

    Definitely.

  2. 2 mcguffers June 10, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    and DEFINITELY with a hearty dose of “unreliable witness”.

    Ya know, if I was going to accuse someone of masturbating outside of my window, I think I’d make damn sure I was positive with his/her identity.

  3. 3 Katebits June 10, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Me too! I’d also make sure the witness seemed credible before I went and arrested a random dude bicycling by if I were a cop. I dunno. At least he got off (no pun intended) without any doubt about his innocence.

    Can you IMAGINE having something like this happen to you? Dang that would suck.

  4. 4 Frisbee June 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    You have to admit, “sexual organs charge” is a pretty funny phrase.

    In fact, that may have just become the name for my next band. Or memoir.

  5. 5 Katebits June 11, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Hm. When you put it that way, “sexual organs charge” doesn’t sound half bad. :D


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