A Prayer For the Season #2

Oh, great and powerful Hockey Gods, please heed our prayer.

Our feeble human hearts do not always understand your plan.  We ask that during this annual period of rebirth, that you bless us with the patience and faith that an NHL season requires.  In particular, we ask for your guidance in regards to Drew Stafford, because about this topic, we are filled with feelings of doubt, confusion, and an overall sense of “Seriously, WTF?”.

Please forgive us our frustration, as we forgive those who frustrate against us (Staffy).

For thine is the arena and the slapshot and the glory, forever and ever.  Amen.

Let’s Go Buff-a-lo.

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12 Responses to “A Prayer For the Season #2”


  1. 1 Erin September 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Oh Hockey, I am not worthy to recieve you but only say the word and I shall be healed. Wait….that sounds….dirty.

  2. 2 Shelby Rose September 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    If a signing is announced soon, I will never say the Hockey Gods’ names in vain ever again.

  3. 3 Matt September 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Love that closing line. Gonna print that out at work on the large-format plotter and hang it in my office. =)

  4. 4 Matt September 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Bless me Hockey, for I have sinned…

  5. 5 danielleia September 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    AMEN SISTER!

  6. 6 Amy September 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Please forgive us our frustration, as we forgive those who frustrate against us

    This might just be my new motto for the office and for hockey.

    I’m loving these prayers, BTW.

  7. 7 Katebits September 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I might need to brush up on some prayers if I want to continue this series! I’ve pretty much maxed out the Lord’s Prayer already.

    Bless me Hockey, for I have sinned…

    :^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Or, instead of praying, I could start confessing.

  8. 8 BackInDaBuff September 10, 2009 at 5:14 am

    love it, katebits! i, too, feel the daily need for lifting up prayers for the sabres in this important pre-preseason time.

  9. 9 Amy September 10, 2009 at 8:12 am

    I could start confessing.

    You could write a whole series based on the players confessing to you about their various antics in the off-season.

  10. 10 danielleia September 10, 2009 at 10:06 am

    You could steal a bible from a hotel…

  11. 11 mcguffers September 10, 2009 at 11:43 am

    You could write a whole series based on the players confessing to you about their various antics in the off-season.

    Roy and Connolly would give you more than enough material. I’m sure even Goose threw out something recycleable or left a light on when he wasn’t in the room.

  12. 12 Matt September 11, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    I’m sure even Goose threw out something recycleable or left a light on when he wasn’t in the room.

    How dare you impune his honor and integrity with such blasphemous mis-statements!


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