Oh, great and powerful Hockey Gods, please heed our prayer.
Our feeble human hearts do not always understand your plan. We ask that during this annual period of rebirth, that you bless us with the patience and faith that an NHL season requires. In particular, we ask for your guidance in regards to Drew Stafford, because about this topic, we are filled with feelings of doubt, confusion, and an overall sense of “Seriously, WTF?”.
Please forgive us our frustration, as we forgive those who frustrate against us (Staffy).
For thine is the arena and the slapshot and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.
Let’s Go Buff-a-lo.