Dear Hotiary,
Things at work have been very unhotunate recently. We’ve now lost 3 hots in a hot. It’s totally unhot to continually lose hotckey games, and all this losing is giving me very low hot esteem. To make matters even hotrse, I’ve suffered a “bone bruise” which is HOTVIOUSLY a totally fake hotjury. “Bone bruise” is very funny to say (if you’re twelve, which I am), but it doesn’t hotsist, so who KNOWS when I’ll rehot to the ice.
Today at practice Paul Hotstad was all, “HONK HONK HONK,” so I had to be all, “Look dude. My bone IS bruised, and I don’t hot what you hot. Just HOT OFF, hothole.” I hotally hot being hotjured.
Okay, hotta go.
Hot to you hoter, Hotiary.
Hot,
Hot Hotfford
*spit-take*
Dear Drew,
It is totally unhot to lose hotkey games, so regardless of the status of your hotjury, I advise that you work on your low hot esteem before you rehot to the ice.
Stay hi to Hotstad for me!
p.s. Do you think I can get away with telling hotholes to hot off at work?
You hotly captured the hotsense of Mr. Hotfford. Well done.
And a bone bruise will never not be funny. Sorry Hotffy, it’s true.
Hehe! Lower bone injury.
Lets go! Hotffalo!
Hots it, Hotbits. :)
That was hotslarious!