I think we can all agree that football is, for the most part, disgusting. Luckily for us, “disgusting” and “awesome” are not mutually exclusive. (Case in point: Evgeni Malkin, and my recent inappropriate infatuation with Corey Perry.)
But there is one aspect of football that is just DISGUSTINGLY WRONG.
I am, of course, talking about armholes.
Here is an example of Owens and Fitzpatrick modeling proper sleeves, with decent, god-fearing armholes:
Modest, attractive, appropriate for children.
And here is an example of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad ARMHOLES.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
These armholes must be stopped. While I am sure that there are some who enjoy looking at gigantic, beefy armpits, I am not one of these people. Keep your armpits to yourself, Aaron Schobel.
That is all.