I can’t believe that in all of this hand wringing over Vanek’s injury, I have FORGOTTEN to make a blowhole joke. I am DEFINITELY taking things too seriously. I’m slipping, you guys.
I do not want to turn into the kind of person who would rather fret about Thomas Vanek’s injury than suggest that the CURE for that injury is a blowhole. That’s no way to live.
I think that a blowhole is exactly what TV needs to cure his lower body injury:)
He needs a blowhole in his cast! Legs need to breathe too you know.
I see “lower body” and “blowhole” and I know there’s a joke in there, but I’m trying to decide if I’m too classy for it…
Blowhole jokes are an internationally recognized symbol for class and elegance, Mcguffers.