Wow. I had no idea about Mike Rowe’s QVC past. At Matt’s strong suggestion, I just looked it up on YouTube, and whoa. What can I say? This is amazing and wonderful.
Here we have Mike Rowe selling a crinkly bag for a cat. And yes, it’s exactly as awesome as it sounds.
This next video demonstrates Mike Rowe’s ability to effortlessly turn any nearby woman into a giggling mess. There is NO WAY I could pitch Dickies in front of Mike Rowe without really a lot of giggling. Could anyone do this with a straight face?
Here’s Mike Rowe selling little ceramic cherubs. Why is this so awesome? Because it’s Mike Rowe.
Here’s Mike Rowe picking on the Dickie’s lady again. He’s relentless.
What have we learned here today? Well, not much, except that if you search “Mike Rowe qvc” on YouTube, you’re likely to get lost down the rabbit hole for at least an hour.