Terry Pegula is a Hero and a Fox

We here at The Willful Caboose have spent the morning making calls and shaking our sources in an effort to bring you up-to-the-minute information about the potential sale of the Buffalo Sabres to kazillionaire Terry Pegula.

TWC has obtained two photographs of Pegula:

Pegula likes to swim in his cash, sans-pants. He’s a mega-rich freaky-deak, which is what we like to hear.


He also looks exactly like Clive Owens, which is great news for obvious reasons.  Golisano saved the Sabres from bankruptcy, and for that we are grateful, but let’s face it, he was never much to look at.

UPDATE: I finally got a hold of Pegula!

Update II: New text from Pegula!

So, basically this is the best day EVER.

 

 

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5 Responses to “Terry Pegula is a Hero and a Fox”


  1. 1 Caroline November 30, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Dude, but nachos deluxe at a Sabres game would be AWESOME.

  2. 2 Philip November 30, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    This is one of your better pure humor posts in a while Kate.

    “Mighty is NOT gross. ur fired, K-bits. lol.”

  3. 3 kitten November 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    We were just saying the other day that the Sabres totally missed the boat on Mighty Taco.

  4. 4 CrotchetyOriginalSam November 30, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Mmmmmm… Clive Owen… drools

  5. 5 elise December 2, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Love this one!


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