Something is terribly wrong with the groins in the NHL.
Connolly, Peters, Afinogenov, Kalinin, and Gaustad…..and those are just the Sabres groins. It’s an NHL-wide epidemic, and it’s devastating the groins of otherwise healthy young men. Enough is enough. I am here to speak out in strong advocacy of groins everywhere. We must find a cure. This disease must be stopped.
If you would like to donate time or money to the cause of groin health and research, please call 1-800-GRN-CURE. Volunteers are standing by. Please, don’t turn your back on these young millionaires. Right now, the groin trauma is contained to the NHL, but without a cure, your groin could be next.
Thank you for your support.