I don’t know how it came to this.
I don’t know when it got this bad.
I’ve tried to be a good fan. I’m sure I haven’t been perfect, but I know I’ve tried my hardest. Somehow, despite all of my good intentions, the situation has spun out of my control. At first I tried to ignore it, and then, when ignoring it failed, I tried to smooth things over, but nothing seemed to work. I can no longer ignore the truth. It’s time to face facts: The Sabres are trying to kill me.
This is Leslie, my new bodyguard.
I’m not going down without a fight. Do you hear me, Sabres?! You’re not taking me down. YOU’RE NOT!