Today was a very trying day. It was one of those days where despite my very earnest intentions, nothing I was trying to accomplish was being accomplished. I was frustrated and out of sorts all day.
It’s amazing what a little Project Runway (starring drag queens) immediately followed by synchronized swimming can do for a gal’s mood. Synchronized swimming and drag queen fashion are a FABULOUS combination. The Project Runway drag queens were amazing! (Hedda Lettuce is such a BITCH!) The synchronized swimmers were mind boggling. (Those Russians are freaking ROBOTS!) It was a hilarious night of television, and my mood has turned completely around.
I’m suddenly in the mood to blast some show tunes, slather on the blue eyeshadow and splash around dramatically in the bathtub….but I need a synchro partner. I’m convinced drag queens and synchronized swimming should always be experienced together, and so I have taken out the following ad in The Artvoice:
WANTED: One bearish drag queen to be my synchronized swimming partner. Must have own supply of glittery blue eyeshadow, and a keen sense of swimsuit fashion. You bring the drama, I’ll bring the sequins and the neccessary viola music for our gold medal routine.