I’m Scared

Someone needs to kidnap Tim Connolly and wrap him up in bubble wrap.  No more leaving the house for Timmy unless it’s to play hockey.  We can’t risk it.  Vanek’s jaw is all effed up, and apparently he needs his jaw to play hockey.  So, Timmy is officially “our guy”.



7 Responses to “I’m Scared”

  1. 1 Destiny February 9, 2009 at 1:18 am

    Have the Sabres been breaking mirrors in hotel rooms on road trips? Walking under ladders at HSBC arena? Spilling salt and not throwing some over their shoulder?

    Something has brought them some terrible luck with injuries lately.

    *Runs off to find a rabbit’s foot and a 4-leaf clover*

  2. 2 Cari February 9, 2009 at 9:00 am

    When I told my mother what happened to Vanek, the first words out of my mouth were “Thank God Timmy is back.” She just looked at me and crossed her fingers.

    Basically, if we lose him too, we’re Screwed.

  3. 3 Jennifer February 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Can’t Vanek still play hockey wearing one of those ugly full face masks??? We NEED HIM!!!

  4. 4 Beth February 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Taken from Sabretooth’s House blog: (http://sabretoothshouse.blogspot.com/2009/02/drew-stafford-remains-drew-stafford.html) Staffy also made a point that we’ve been buzzing about since the Worst News Ever came down from Perry St. Its not that you need to have a healthy jaw to play hockey or anything like that, what’s sidelining him is basically the treatment for a broken jaw. To fix a broken jaw, you have to have your jaw wired shut. Everyone get up and take a sprint around the room with your teeth clenched together and try not to pass out while breathing through your nose. Go ahead, we’ll wait for you to recover.

  5. 5 Red February 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm


    Remeber that time against the Devils Timmy took the puck in on net after he lost his helmet earlier in the play? If I recall correctly, this was the best comment at bfloblog.com that night:


    Multiply that feeling by 15 million times, and that’s what it will be like watching Connolly every time he’s on the ice.

    I’m scared, too.

  6. 6 Janz February 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    That’s the problem with mouth breathers.

  7. 7 Katebits February 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Beth, couldn’t they have knocked out his front teeth to make a blow hole?!

    Red, we’re all going to have ulcers by the time this is through.

    Janz, I KNOW!

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