1st Power Play: Hm. That…..wasn’t very good.
2nd Power Play: They seem out of sorts. I guess Vanek’s jaw was an important part of the power play. Bummer.
3rd Power Play: DUDE! They NEED to score here.
4th Power Play: I’m getting scared now.
5th Power Play: *gentle crying*
6th Power Play: *loud sobbing*
7th Power Play: *stunned disbelief, and violent rocking back and forth in chair*
8th Power Play: Oh, COME ON! SOMEONE NEEDS TO WAKE UP VANEK! I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH VICODIN HE’S SWALLOWED TONIGHT, THE SABRES ARE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM! GET HIM ON SKATES, AND PROP HIM UP! DRILL THE BLOWHOLE! THIS IS AWFUL!
9th Power Play: Hold me.
10th Power Play: *vomiting begins*
11th Power Play: *vomiting continues and crying begins anew*
12th Power Play: *vomiting and crying continue, and I begin threatening Sabretooth at knife point*
13th Power Play:
14th Power Play:
15th-20 MILLIONTH Power Play:
We = screwed