If you are like me, your interest in the Sabres is seriously waning. This team is just not fun to watch lately. They’re so….lose-y.
I did something last night that I’ve never done before. I turned off the game before it was over. Oh sure, I’ve missed tons of games because of work or socializing, and I LOVE puttering around the house when a hockey game is not capturing my full attention, but I’ve never just shut it off. Last night, about ten minutes into the third I clicked of the television in disgust/sadness/frustration, and then I went upstairs and listened to an audio book.
This morning I was lamenting my general Sabres malaise, and I was thinking in very dramatic terms. I don’t have to watch these jerks! I have better things to do with my time than blog about such a cruddy team! I don’t need hockey! The Sabres are lame! Hockey is lame! Eff hockey! I’m DONE with hockey!
That’s when I checked my email and found this:
The NHL is seriously needy.
Also, that couple is making “come hither” eyes at me, and it’s making me feel like a piece of meat.
The NHL dispatched a hockey clad couple to try to win me back only ten minutes after I had sworn off hockey.
Listen, NHL. I just need some space.