TWC Top-To-Bottom Review: Chris Butler

(This is the sixth post in a series which will evaluate the Sabres organization, one man at a time.  Larry’s Quinn’s internal review is the Official Worst Top-To-Bottom Review EVER.  I’m conducting my own review, to show Larry how it’s done.)

Name: Chris Butler

2008/9 Grade: Five gold stars, two warm fuzzies, and four construction paper hearts.

Best Quality: adorkability


Areas of strength: Being awesome, unflappability, interviews, woodworking, not celebrating a personal achievement in the middle of a team failure, good manners, inspiring ChrisButlerNation

Areas of weakness: Chris Butler has unusually keen hearing.  It’s a blessing and a curse.  He can hear high pitches that normally only dogs can hear.  This makes him vulnerable to dog whistles.

General Comments:

Katebits: Butts, you’re the best.

Butts: Thank you, Katebits.  That’s very kind of you to say.

Katebits: I totally meant it, Butts.

Butts: So, I can count on your vote in November?

Katebits: November, December, January, next thursday, or whenevs.  You’ve got my vote.

Butts: Word.


4 Responses to “TWC Top-To-Bottom Review: Chris Butler”

  1. 1 Heather B. May 24, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Seriously, God bless Chris Butler.

  2. 2 Amy May 24, 2009 at 11:27 am

    If Butts is a woodworking enthusiast, I’m surprised that he hasn’t crafted his sticks out of a nice hunk of tree. Think of the business he could set up, selling sticks to his teammates.

  3. 3 Erin May 24, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Awwww Butts! This made me feel happy about the Sabres. A rare feeling indeed.

  4. 4 Grrrreg May 26, 2009 at 10:17 am

    He can hear high pitches that normally only dogs can hear. This makes him vulnerable to dog whistles.

    Future habs coach: *takes notes*

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