Forgive me Hockey, for I have sinned. It has been four months since my last hockey game.
I have watched two baseball games.
I have taken Lindy Ruff’s name in vain 194 times.
I have coveted my neighbor’s players (Evgeni Malkin).
I have taken pleasure in the misfortune of others. (Specifically, the Dany Heatley saga).
I have lost faith.
I have worshiped at the altar of another game (Bejeweled Blitz).
As penance for my sins, I will say ten Hail Garys (Bettman), and twelve Let’s Go Buffalos.