Oh, great and powerful Hockey Gods, thank you for blessing us with a very reasonably priced Drew Stafford for the next two seasons. Thank you for adding a new faux-fur lined sweatshirt to the Sabres gift shop. Thank you for giving us Crunchy, who is often badass, and always hilarious. Thank you for providing open practices.
Most importantly, thank you for not being football.
For thine is the arena and the slapshot and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.
Let’s Go Buff-a-lo!