From the Hotiary of Hot Hotfford

Dear Hotiary,

Things at work have been very unhotunate recently.  We’ve now lost 3 hots in a hot.  It’s totally unhot to continually lose hotckey games, and all this losing is giving me very low hot esteem.  To make matters even hotrse, I’ve suffered a “bone bruise” which is HOTVIOUSLY a totally fake hotjury.  “Bone bruise” is very funny to say (if you’re twelve, which I am), but it doesn’t hotsist, so who KNOWS when I’ll rehot to the ice.

Today at practice Paul Hotstad was all, “HONK HONK HONK,” so I had to be all, “Look dude.  My bone IS bruised, and I don’t hot what you hot.  Just HOT OFF, hothole.”  I hotally hot being hotjured.

Okay, hotta go.

Hot to you hoter, Hotiary.


Hot Hotfford

5 Responses to “From the Hotiary of Hot Hotfford”

  1. 1 Kathleen November 22, 2009 at 11:22 pm


    Dear Drew,
    It is totally unhot to lose hotkey games, so regardless of the status of your hotjury, I advise that you work on your low hot esteem before you rehot to the ice.

    Stay hi to Hotstad for me!

    p.s. Do you think I can get away with telling hotholes to hot off at work?

  2. 2 Amy November 23, 2009 at 8:50 am

    You hotly captured the hotsense of Mr. Hotfford. Well done.

    And a bone bruise will never not be funny. Sorry Hotffy, it’s true.

  3. 3 sallypants November 23, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Hehe! Lower bone injury.

    Lets go! Hotffalo!

  4. 4 JBo November 24, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Hots it, Hotbits. :)

  5. 5 Phil November 30, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    That was hotslarious!

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