Things at work have been very unhotunate recently. We’ve now lost 3 hots in a hot. It’s totally unhot to continually lose hotckey games, and all this losing is giving me very low hot esteem. To make matters even hotrse, I’ve suffered a “bone bruise” which is HOTVIOUSLY a totally fake hotjury. “Bone bruise” is very funny to say (if you’re twelve, which I am), but it doesn’t hotsist, so who KNOWS when I’ll rehot to the ice.
Today at practice Paul Hotstad was all, “HONK HONK HONK,” so I had to be all, “Look dude. My bone IS bruised, and I don’t hot what you hot. Just HOT OFF, hothole.” I hotally hot being hotjured.
Okay, hotta go.
Hot to you hoter, Hotiary.