I was originally going to write a post about the Sabres, inspired by the Bills, titled “State of the Union”.
The post was probably going to be totally lame because the plan was to talk about how my relationship with the Sabres feels different this season and blah blah blah whine whine blah blah blah shut up Katebits blah blah. It was all planned out.
But then, I sat down to write this emo post, and when I was writing the title, I accidentally wrote “State of the Onion” instead of “State of the Union,” which made me giggle. Then, figuring that the Blogging Gods had intervened in order to prevent me from writing a lame emo post, I realized that maybe I have the strength to forge ahead as a Buffalo sports fan after all.
So, I guess that’s the state of the union. I’m listing towards mopey-ness, but I’m easily distracted by other, happier things. Like funny typos about onions.
(When is Festivus, by the way? I think we might all benefit from some organized, “airing of the grievances”.)