Last night’s game was disappointing. Not only were the Sabres shutout at home (and we didn’t get to hear Jeremy White’s goal song!), but they lost the opportunity to put the hated Carolina Poopicanes down for good. Instead of being SIX points behind the Sabres, now the Poopicanes are only TWO points behind the Sabres. LAME!
We could chalk this loss up to “You can’t win ’em all,” except that they did this against the Leafs too! When given the opportunity to take the Leafs out last weekend, they didn’t. LAME!
Wake up and look at the evidence, people! The Sabres have no killer instinct! LAME!
Fortunately, Lindy Ruff is on it. The Willful Caboose has obtained exclusive footage of Sabres practice. Lindy Ruff has a plan to turn these guys into killing machines. YAY!
Here we see Jason Pominville practicing his “killer instincts” in an exercise designed by Lindy Ruff.
Pommerdoodle will be a cold-blooded killer in no time! YAY!
Everything is under control, Sabres fans. Stay the course.