2 Things

1. You know what commercial I’ve seen WAY more than enough of?  The one for a men’s deodorant where the voiceover asks, “What’s your armpit type?  Sweaty?  Hairy?  Sensitive?”  That commercial is gross.  I understand that men have armpits, and that those armpits need deodorant, but frankly, I don’t like thinking about armpit types.

2. Speaking of armpits and other slightly gross things, I have to make a confession:

I have a crush on Evgeni Malkin.

I know.

I wish I could just say “I’m in awe of his playing,” but sadly, it’s more than just that.  It’s all very unseemly and disturbing, but I can’t keep it bottled up inside any longer…I’m…hot for Evgeni Malkin.

I’m admitting this tonight because tonight he scored a hat trick, and “I’m hot for Evgeni Malkin” makes a LOT more sense when you’ve just seen him score a goal like this, but I’ve been nursing this crush for awhile now.

Let’s never speak of this again.

Talk Amongst Yourselves

I have no time for blogging today, so, in honor of the Penguins advancing to the Finals, here is a picture of Evgeni Malkin looking more like a little old man shoveling snow than a 22-year-old professional athlete.

Discuss.

I’ll be back tomorrow with scintillating, and thought provoking hockey analysis.  The topic will be, “I Don’t Understand Why They Do That Thing Where One Defenseman Is Standing Still Behind the Net With The Puck, And Then Other Teammate Zooms By As If He’s Going to Grab It And Skate Away, But He’s Really Just Faking: WTF?  Does That Maneuver Ever Fool Anyone?”